Saturday, May 26, 2007

Just the FAQs


As a public service, I will attempt to answer some frequently asked questions:

1: When will the show I was in (or that shot at my house, you said would air in May, you borrowed my truck/ gun/horse for, etc) be on the air?

Answer: I don't know.

2: Are the Psychics real?

Answer: They are not a hallucination.

3: Why are the recreations so hard to see?

Answer: That's an effect called "Saphire"- it's great, isn't it?

4: If an actress appears as a principal character in one episode, can she still appear as another character later in the same season?

Answer: Definitely!

5: Why did the producers pull the scene where detectives Parker and Hunt question and arrest the scam artist?

Answer: Back in the early 90's, the was a rap group called NWA who had a song that answered this very question: to quote Eric Wright, aka "Easy-E" (RIP), "They're stupid motha f#*kers!"

6: Does anyone know when Psychic Detectives will be renewed, and if last year's Visions team will return for season 6?

Answer: Noreen Ranier has said the following: "It's vegetation that wants to be near water. Metal holds the energy better than cloff. There's a short-handed gun and a long-handed gun."

7: Is it true that the Drama team gets confused about the script in regards to specific geography?

Answer: Goodnight Cleveland! We love you!

1 comment:

Tater Tot said...

they f#*ing cut that scene?! what the hell? it was AWESOME. do you know for a fact that they cut the scene? poor kevin finkelstein, he was brilliant!