Thursday, April 26, 2007

Crank up the crazy

Here's what I learned last week: Cheap motels get really nervous when asked if a film crew can shoot there. I also figured out that a british accent is a hard thing to hide.
I think that "night manager" is a creepy job title. Also, perhaps not everyone needs to be regaled with amusing and interesting tales of my colorful past.

More enlightenment: In a perfunctory scientific experiment, it appears that hand-painted antique tables and hot Domino's pizza don't mix. (This experiment needs to be repeated with a kosher pizza as a control) Evidently, Georgetown isn't a great match for Spatanburg, South Carolina (who knew?)

In an interesting sidebar- It could be called Stephanopolustown, but that doesn't fit on a sign.

Old news: No-one knows anything; Don't trust anyone; Great literature and true-crime TV don't mix......

Thanks to jake, monalisa, all the moms of rodman place and especially tiki-free...

1 comment:

Tater Tot said...

cheap motels get ESPECIALLY nervous when a young petite woman comes by asking if she can shoot a "movie" in one of their rooms. oh, and then mentions that she wants a room that's out of the way and secret.

remember, it's Traveler Rest, not Spartensburg. you poor confused man.